If I say I need coffee, I’m not asking. I’m warning.
Said with love. Mostly.
This is your mug for sleepy mornings, eye-rolling moments, and that first sip that turns you back into a functioning human. Funny, relatable, and perfect for people who laugh at their own lack of caffeine.
Great for home kitchens, gift exchanges, or anyone who runs on sarcasm and coffee.
Why you’ll love it:
• Fun, friendly design with instant coffee-lover appeal
• Durable ceramic that’s made for everyday use
• Gets laughs before the caffeine kicks in
• Ideal gift for friends, coworkers, and family who understand the warning
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
You bring the coffee, the mug brings the message.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!