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If I Say I Need Coffee... | Unisex t-shirt
Black Heather / XS
$25.99
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If I say I need coffee, I’m not asking. I’m warning.
Proceed accordingly.
This t-shirt is a public service announcement for everyone around you. It’s for mornings before the first cup, conversations that shouldn’t happen yet, and anyone who understands that caffeine is not optional. Soft, comfortable, and brutally honest, it sets expectations without you saying another word.
Perfect for coffee runs, workdays, weekends, and anywhere patience depends on a refill.
You’ve been warned.
Now bring the coffee.
Why you’ll love it:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
If I Say I Need Coffee... | Unisex t-shirt
$25.99
Proceed accordingly.
This t-shirt is a public service announcement for everyone around you. It’s for mornings before the first cup, conversations that shouldn’t happen yet, and anyone who understands that caffeine is not optional. Soft, comfortable, and brutally honest, it sets expectations without you saying another word.
Perfect for coffee runs, workdays, weekends, and anywhere patience depends on a refill.
You’ve been warned.
Now bring the coffee.
Why you’ll love it:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!